5 dpiui…strangely enough it is moving really fast. I hope I can keep my mind off the wait. I’m trying to convince myself that this couldn’t possibly have worked and we are ready to move on to step #2 (not ready to divulge our step 2 yet… more later). In the back of my mind of course I still think that “it only takes one” and the even stupider (is that a word?) feeling that we definitely deserve it this time. I know, I know… this isn’t about deserving or we would all have bouncing babies on our knees right now.
In other news I have a stye in my eye. I’d like to start a petition to change the name of this ailment. Saying “STYE in my EYE” makes me feel like a bad Dr. Seuss. It is a silly name. What should we call it? I think maybe: Really Expensive Ailment That Causes Me To Have To Throw Away A Barely Used Contact Lens and Tube of Mascara Needlessly. Or how about: Ailment That Has No Effective Over The Counter Treatment (aka; We Can Put A Man On the Moon But Can’t Make a Treatment for a Stye?) Or, how about: Dear God, Do I Really Have to Go to Work With This Hideous Bump On My Eye?
But, I digress.
