by Paige on Mon 17 Jul 2006 07:47 PM EDT
In other news I have a stye in my eye. I’d like to start a petition to change the name of this ailment. Saying “STYE in my EYE” makes me feel like a bad Dr. Seuss. It is a silly name. What should we call it? I think maybe: Really Expensive Ailment That Causes Me To Have To Throw Away A Barely Used Contact Lens and Tube of Mascara Needlessly. Or how about: Ailment That Has No Effective Over The Counter Treatment (aka; We Can Put A Man On the Moon But Can’t Make a Treatment for a Stye?) Or, how about: Dear God, Do I Really Have to Go to Work With This Hideous Bump On My Eye?
But, I digress.